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Seriously, if I had never gotten into a Driveaway truck and driven across the country with a couple hundred dollars and nobody to call if I ran out, I would never have become a serious writer.*

Timelock: if by April 1st, 2005--one year from the formal launch of this site--I don’t sell a book, script, ten short stories, get a play produced or get a decent job writing, I will commit Hari-Kiri live on the net. Sounds gimmicky, doesn’t it?
This is the daily one-year journal of that gimmick.
Welcome to gimmicky.org.
* . . . this was right after getting a letter from the head writer of Late Show with David Letterman informing me that they couldn't offer me a writing position at this time.
In retrospect, I may not disagree with this decision: Top Ten Rejected Late Show Jokes.

We are both vegan. We help each other.

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Thomas Jefferson Goes To Washington
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Letter on blogs I wrote, circa Spring 2k